The Artful Dodger
The person my brother was trying to serve had been dodging him for 2 weeks.
My brother decided to serve him at 6 in the morning when he does his daily run with his kids. My brother gets to the guys house at 5 and asks him to take it (no tricks he wanted to see if face to face would work). The guy rejects and my brother heads back to his car and waits till 6.
As soon as the guy starts his run, my brother pulls up in his car and touches the guy with the subpoena and drops it on the floor. The guy raged about how it didn’t touch him and how he wouldn’t accept it and he precedes to start kicking it on the ground.
All my brother does then is say: “Not my fault, its just the law. Oh and you’ve been served.”